c-apable:

this is paradise

citiesinflames:

do you ever get that feeling where you just wanna buy the first planeticket out of here and see where it takes you?

kairicoollikethedoctor:

dewdrops-on-roses:

zombieboyj:

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

WHAT IF

NEW SHOW ON MTV

16 AND GAY 

There’s already a show about that.

It’s called Glee.

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

tessaviolet:

I dreaded growing up all the through high school, but now that I’m finally a young adult all I can do is THANK GOODNESS I’m not a kid anymore. Being grown up is a billion times better, and I cringe every time I pass a school thinking about what it would be like to be that age again.

roachpatrol:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

dr-sassman:

lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

can I bring this back to everyone’s attention

ITS BACK KAJHFDKJASHD OMG

FUCKING AMERICANS RUIN EVERYTHING.